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27

Jul

nintendontdodrugs:

here, have hank hill singing turn down for what.

26

Jul

I had a 104° fever. On that Michael Jordan shit. #fuckwitmeyouknowIGotIt

I had a 104° fever. On that Michael Jordan shit. #fuckwitmeyouknowIGotIt

23

Jul

Juicy. #NotoriousBIG #brooklyn #Karaoke #WickedWillys

It was all a dream. @mamacrack you shouldve been there #WickedWillys #NewYork #Anthem #Karaoke #NotoriousBIG

22

Jul

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

Read. Comprehend. Understand. #justTheFacts #TheScale #JustFriendsMyAss I 👀👉

Read. Comprehend. Understand. #justTheFacts #TheScale #JustFriendsMyAss I 👀👉

ifiwerecooler said: This one time, I was going to my friend's house but ended up going into her neighbour's house instead. The neighbour was like crazy or something.. we were both trying to figure out where my friend was so I call my friend' phone and as her ''where the f are you?" and she like 'in the kitchen, where are you?'. I looked around and realized that i was in the kitchen. I put one and one together and realized that I was standing in a stranger's home. And so i was like.. shit, and just left in a hurry.

productofsweden:

omg LMAO

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Anonymous said: What exactly is a dry texter ?

sinful-vixen:

validx2:

the-internet-thug:

grapejellyking:

validx2:

Me: Wassup how are you

Her: ok 

Me: Cool that’s wassup so you doing anything fun for summer

Her:no

Me: Well how’s your family are they still getting on your nerves lol

Me: *Wait’s 2 days for reply*

Her: they ok

Me: -_________________________-

the worst kind of people in existence

She probably don’t like you enough to write out an actual response

This is me lmao